Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Recap: Americas Next Top Model - Kyle Hagler - HitFix

[Full inspection of Wednesday's (Nov. 10) "Top Model" after the break.] Anyway. Tyra sits the girls down with their portfolios to say so what not to do. Like, for example, if an agent takes bad photos out of your book, don`t provide the site and so put the photo back in said book. Tyra did that once, and she almost wallowed in catalogue-girl hell forever. It`s go-see day! Usual rules.

Go see as many heavily-accented potential clients as possible, get back in time, or else. And don`t hang around too long kissing ass at Versace, where a guy named Angelo has yet to see you but already doesn`t like you. Several of the girls realize they cannot find Versace. Which is odd, because it`s Milan, which means every single street probably leads to Versace. In fact, at one point, Kayla tries to get someplace other than Versace and fails. "Her expression is little bit two seasons ago," Angelo snipes about Chelsey. Angelo likes Ann, because it`s illegal in the fashion world not to like Ann, but she needs to work on her walk. (Kayla and Jane are dubbed "fresh," though Jane also needs to act on her walk. Chelsey manages to get another of the four go-see destination: a casting agency. The guy practically leers at Chelsey, which, in fashion, I guess, is very promising. Still, most of the girls are friendly to accommodate in even one go-see during the whole challenge. Chelsey, Chris and Jane make it back in time; Ann and Kayla don`t. Kelsey gets a Versace jacket. Kayla seems surprised that it isn`t a knockoff. Time for the elimination challenge. The girls go to a villa on Lake Como, where Nigel Barker will take the girls as marble statues coming to keep at the men of a male model posing as a sculptor. That`s fine. Really. But someone PLEASE say me whether this is Clooney`s mansion already. Jane - poor, stiff, empty Jane - can`t still get as a bit of stone. "Hey Jane, you`re in a relationship, right?" Mr. Jay asks. "No," she answers. "It shows," he says. Chelsey is up next. She instantly impresses everybody. And so does Ann. That`s right! Ann has a passion for art, she says. And that`s nice, honey, but here`s what`s imporant: Ann is getting her comeback on! Kayla also brings her A-game, despite the hardship she`s suffered in her past. Chris connects with the male model well at first, but she fades eventually, blaming a basis that she sprained during her go-sees. So clearly, we`re looking at either Jane or Chris going home. Panel time! Kyle Hagler of IMG is there as a guest judge. Andre Leon Talley has is black disco graduation robe on. Kayla wins mad praise for her photo, but she`s scolded for not making more go-sees. Chelsey`s neck got lost in all her marble-colored paint. Chris delivers a meh shot. Ann is the just one who would have been busy for Versace couture, but she was, of course, disqualified because she was late. Ann`s photo looks great, but Nigel says she can`t emote. I don`t know; she looks pretty emotional to me through the paint. Jane`s blank look makes her face like she`s asleep in her photo. She breaks down in panel, though, frustrated that the judges don`t see her invisible personality. Still, the biggest insult of the evening is not apt to Jane. "She could be the next Wanda Sykes," Andre snipes about Chris, "but not a high-fashion model." Reer. The callout: Kayla, Chelsey, Ann. Chris gets called out for being suddenly "less invested" in the competition. But it`s Jane who gets to remain in the tiny-ass model apartment in Milan. Chris is sent out with a hug, the fact that she`s commercial, and that she should take acting lessons stat.

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